Cpt. Smurf

Yes, I think if Eragon had been a number 1 bestseller I would have lost faith in the human race.

Ok, I apologise. Don't know why I'm bothering with the argument still anyway. It's not as if it's gonna make much difference. Oh well, we shall just have to accept ...

Will be good to feel like I am doing something worthwhile. I will do it!!

If the fact that monkeys are related to humans is such a big reason that monkeys should be the next mascot, than why not just put a human? If you ...

Yes, somebody please tell me, how do you change your skin?!?!?!?! The lack of knowledge is slowly torturing me!!

Ah yes, 'tis a funny programme. We get loads of backstage stuff over here, but the contestants are too nice. I was so annoyed the British guy didn't get on ...

Music distracts me, I have to block it out of my mind. Thus, not listening to music, thus, wqaste of electricity.

Yay!! Dragons in the lead!!! Go Dragons!!!

Doesn't make much difference in schools though. People wanna smoke in school, they smoke. In the toilets. Hence, avoid the toilets. Ironic, really, that schools are one of the more ...

Yes, so would I. Personally, I'd rather sit back and watch someone else get there than go through the long process myself. Lazy me!!

Wow, you seem to have caused quite a stir. Ruffled a few feathers, as it were. Wow, I should try poetry... :P Anyways, I agree with some of the stuff ...

Alas, those evil monkeys would never stand for it *makes evil eyes at huddle of monkeys in corner of cyberspace* But no matter, we can still win!!!

It can be fun!! Have you ever tried to type with your elbows or tongue?

I'm disturbed by the amount of monkey lovers. There's still a week to go, we will win!!! Dragons!!!! (And if we don't, we put up a good dragon-worthy fight.)

Taking all this information into account, Rowling has stated that "Dumbledore is definitely dead." She doesn't lie to her readers. If there was a chance that he was alive, she ...